(To the tune of Hey Jude)

Hey Paul
Don’t let me down You’re a Mackem
But that don’t matter
The moment you step up to the crease,
Our troubles will cease
You’ll make things better better better better better…. Nah Nah Nah nahnahnahnah,
COOOOOL LINGWOOD !!!
Nah Nah Nah nahnahnahnah
COOOOOLLINGWOOD