(To the tune of Hi Ho Silver Lining)

You’re our spinner and fourth in KP
Thats where you bat
Showing your bling at fourth slip
With your big bold tatts

Blinding us with your earrings,
From where we’re sat,
You cut and drive the new ball
With your Woodworm bat,

And its Hi Ho Super KP
Everywhere we go now Peter
You’ll score a double century
Or maybe just a ton
You’re Kevin Pietersen