(To the tune of Wonderwall)

Today is gonna be the day that I’m gonna sing a song for you
by now you should have somehow realised what I’m here to do
I don’t believe that anybody bowls the way you do, Monty now.
And all the balls you have to bowl are turning
and all the time the wicket count is rising,
there are many things that i would like to sing to you but I don’t know how.
Cos Monty you’re gonna be the one that saves me
and after all you’ve got a wonderball