We wish you a Barmy Test Match
We wish you a Barmy Test Match
We wish you a Barmy Test Match
You’ve had a bad year

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Glad tidings we bring
‘Cos you just can’t win
We wish you a Barmy Test Match
And another crap year

And you ain’t got a chance of winning
You ain’t got a chance of winning
You ain’t got a chance of winning
You’re not even near

And we won’t go without the Ashes
We won’t go without the Ashes
We won’t go without the Ashes
The urn’s on its way here