(To the tune of How much is that Doggie in the Window)

How much is that batsman Ian Bell worth,
The one with the strawberry blonde hair.
How much is that batsman Ian Bell worth,
The one with the talent and flair.

How much is that batsman Ian Bell worth,
the one with the 5 on his back,
How much is that batsman Ian Bell worth,
the one who got Ponting the sack!!

How much is that batsman Ian Bell worth,
the best I have seen for a while,
How much is that batsman Ian Bell worth,
he makes all my travelling worthwhile!!